Plan 8 From Outer Space

(to the tune of Rodgers & Hammerstein's "My Favorite Things")

Spaceships in orbit and saucers a flyin’
Soon Solarnite will your planet be fryin’
Fantastic inventions beyond mortal ken
Little green women and little green men

Jeff acted crazy and Kelton was quirky
How ‘bout we ball it up in Albuquerque?
Criswell’s narration and Harper’s big gun
If we don’t stop you you’ll explode the sun

Angora sweaters and black and white movies
Low cut black dresses and Vampira’s boobies
Bela Lugosi and Tor’s big bald head
Electrode ray guns to bring back the dead

All except Eros: When this plan fails
Eros: If this plan fails!
All: We’ll just move ahead
We’ll shoot our electrode rays into your brains
And then we will raise the dead

All: If this plan fails
When this plan fails!
We’ll just move ahead
We’ll shoot our electrode rays into your brains
And then we will raise the dead!