Love Song Over the Cuckoo's Nest

My baloney has a first name
But we won't get into that
My girlfriend has a better name
And her brother's name is Pat

She says she loves me all day long
And I know that it's true
She says it on the tv screen
She's always wearing blue

I've never met her all my life
But I have always known
She'll come see me tomorrow night
In my white room all alone